Santa Mobile Men Recharg Karwane Gaya Dukandar: Kitne Ka? Santa: 10 Ka Kar Do Dukandar: 7 Rupaye Baat Karne Ke Liye Milenge Santa: Koi Baat Nahin 3 Ki Namkin De Do
Jito: Agar Main Vakt (Samay) Hoti To Log Meri Kitni Kadra (Ijjat) Karte? Santa: Log Tumhen Dekhkar Darr Jaate Jito: Kyon? Santa: Log Kahte `Dekho Bura Vakt A Raha Hai`
Ek Din Santa Jangal Ke Raste Se Ja Raha Tha "To Chudail Ne Use Roka Aur Kaha Ha Ha Ha..Main Chudail Hu" Santa Bola "Mujhe Pata Hai Kyonki Teri Ek Bahan Meri Bivi Hai
Pulis Santa Ke Ghar Ki Talashi Lene Pahunche Aur Kaha "Hamen Khabar Mili Hai Ki Tumhare Ghar Men Visfotak Samagri Hai" Santa Ne Jawab Diya "Ha Khabar To Pakki Hai Lekin Vo Abhi Mayke Gayi Hai"
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya
Banta: Tumhari Bivi Ke Danton Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin? Santa: Han Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se? Santa: Dava Vagaira Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki